I really love french toast. Like, I REALLY love IT.


This recipe is kinda secret to me, But since I like you, and were kinda like family.. I'll give it to you. I was making Paula deans french toast casserole until I totally scared my Dr when he checked my cholesterol! A WHOLE PAN.. to myself. Anyways, this one is better... and less "heartattacky"

Makes 10 servings.. well... this is embarrassing. I just told you I ate a whole pan... cough.


  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 12 slices of fancy french bread.. or white bread, cubed (If you want to be all Martha Stewart and a total brown noser... or you've got a hot cable guy coming in the am to impress.. you can use cookie cutters to cut out adorable little shapes from the bread! Bunnies for Easter, X-mas trees or dicks. Oh COMMON! like you never wanted to take a dick casserole to your office pot luck meeting.)
  • 1 cup brown sugar ( Okay, OKAY! I didn't say this was going to be fucking healthy.. jesus! Just reduce the amount of sugar to 2/3 cup... I bet you don't like ponies, rainbows or happiness either.)
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 6 eggs
  • 1 1/2 cups milk


  1. First, drop it like it hot. Put that hair up in a bun, roll up that tank top, and throw on some slutty music and grind to it like that badass baker you isssss. (679 by Macy Kate OR Flex by Kiana Lede! ;) You're welcome.)
  2. Melt butter in a DEEP 9 x 13 baking pan. (Pan so deep you might hurt its feelings.)
  3. Fill the bottom of the pan with a layer of cubes.
  4. In a bowl mix 1 cup brown sugar with 1 tsp cinnamon.
  5. Sprinkle 1/2 of this sugar mixture over bread.
  6. Add another layer of bread cubes.
  7. In a bowl, whisk eggs with milk until well blended. 
  8. Pour over bread layers.
  9. Sprinkle with remaining sugar mixture.
  10. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
  11. Bake covered at 350F for 30 minutes.
  12. Uncover and continue baking 15 minutes or until set and browned.

Want to make it extra over the top? OF COURSE YOU DO!! MAUAHAHAHA.


  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 1/2 pecans or walnuts
  • 1/2 tsp. cinnamon

*Mix all the ingredients together and put it on top of the casserole just before baking.
and BAM! Diabetes.

But seriously though, this is SO GOOD.

Makeeeee it.